I got set up majorly yesterday at my job y'all. A co-worker comes to me like right before lunch and asks if I wanted a "burger". Now this co-worker normally brings in really good food to share with people from time to time so I said "sure i'll take one". I didn't bring any lunch and didn't want to spend any money on lunch so this was perfect! So she lets a few of us know that the burgers are ready as she had just heated them up in the microwave and I go back to where her cubicle is to get my tasty "treat". She even had pasta salad! Now I looked at the "burger" and something should've told me there was something up with it. It was HUGE and odd shaped but I just figured they packed too much meat into the patty right? So I go back to my desk ready to smash this "burger" and I took a bite and immediately thought "ok...tasty...but a bit dry". I get some barbecue sauce from another worker and the "burger" goes down perfect.
Now i'm not gonna lie, it tasted a little different but again, being the optimist that I am, I thought that they just used some different spices or something. Now my co-worker who gave me the barbecue sauce her desk is adjacent to mine so I can pretty much hear what goes on at her desk and vice-versa. She had gotten one of these "burgers" too so that put me at ease even more because someone else was eating one besides myself. The receptionist comes over to the co-worker and asks "how is the venison burger?" Now my dumbass is oblivious at the point and i'm thinking that venison has something to do with the size of the burger because like I said the thing was huge. So I pay them no mind. Then the co-worker who offered me the "burger" in the first place comes over the co-worker next to me and whispers "does he know what it is yet?". Now i'm on FULL ALERT y'all. WTF do you mean "does HE know what it is yet?" HE is ME!!! So they ask me how is my venison burger and I said it was good! A little dry but good!...they start giggling and ask me if that was my first time eating DEER -------*blink* *blink* *blink* *silence* MY FIRST TIME EATING WHAT?!!!...So yes y'all Bambi's mother died in the fire and i'll be damned if she wasn't a delicious doe!
It kinda freaked me out a little bit but what could I say at that point?...I devoured that thing!...you would think that the weirdness would end right there right? NOPE!...the co-worker who brought the deer burgers in actually had a picture of the deer right after they killed it!....This blew my mind y'all...I mean...I know that meat comes from animals but it's rare for a city boy like myself to get a chance to see the face of an animal that I just ate! I mean this was a picture of the actual deer that had died for my hunger sins! I had to take a picture of the picture...so without further ado....THE FACE OF MY BURGER (ignore the white kid he's the son of the co-worker..lol)
