Sunday, January 31, 2010
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
First Cl-Ass
In flying, I now realize why there is a curtain separating first/business class from coach. While I sit here sipping on my half a can of ginger ale, these summamabitches are eating filet mignon, cobb salad and drinking perrier spring water! Luckily I ate before getting on this flight otherwise I wouldve been one pissed off dude having to sit back and watch these overpriced ticket holders scarf down their overpriced, but very delicious looking food. I swear this one dude in first class had the nerve to look back at me and smile with a piece of steak still on his fork! Hate sitting right behind first class! So I did the only thing I could do and held up my cup with leftover ice and chew it with a snarl on my face. Flight attendants dropped the ball on this one. Close them curtains bitch!
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Friday, January 1, 2010
And we're off...
So today begins the first day of the Vegas trip where we'll be playing in the World Series Of Beer Pong to compete for $50,000. There's about 450 or so teams playing in this thing so the competition is gonna be deep. We came in 33rd last year out of about 415 teams so I guess all in all we did alright. Definitely plan to improve on that this year.
Ok so now that I got the textbook intro out the way, I'm ready for a fuckin drink! I'm actually blogging from the plane as we speak so I needed something to help pass the time. Just a couple of things I thought I'd mention about the trip so far:
1) Airline security - due to some recent incidents by some wannabe terrorist jackasses, we thought security would be tenfold so we decided to show up like 2 hours early for our flight. Checking our baggage and getting through security took us all of about 20-30 minutes which left us with an hour and a half to spare give or take. I'm not complaining by any means but I was fully expecting to have to strip butt naked. I wore clean underwear and everything! So sadly I'm a bit disappointed.
2) Wendy's breakfast - again, another disappointment. I got breakfast burritos that had more tortilla in them than actual substance. If Wendy was real I'd give that little red headed hoe a piece of my mind.
3) Bitchy flight attendant - all I gotta say is if you hate your job that much just fuckin quit already! This flight attendant was being so mean to this one passenger when all he wanted to do was stow his jacket and she wouldn't let him stow it in "her" bin. How is it "your" bin bitchy flight attendant? I don't see bitchy flight attendant written on it nor do I even see your initials BFA on there. Chances are today is a "heavy flow" day. So I get it, you don't want us to see your bleeding vag kit complete with midol, chocolate, and industrial size tampons that could probably double as flotation devices. Fuck your life bitchy flight attendant.
That is all for now. I'm just gonna read this crappy sky mall magazine and look at all the cool useless shit I can't afford. Till next time.
Ok so now that I got the textbook intro out the way, I'm ready for a fuckin drink! I'm actually blogging from the plane as we speak so I needed something to help pass the time. Just a couple of things I thought I'd mention about the trip so far:
1) Airline security - due to some recent incidents by some wannabe terrorist jackasses, we thought security would be tenfold so we decided to show up like 2 hours early for our flight. Checking our baggage and getting through security took us all of about 20-30 minutes which left us with an hour and a half to spare give or take. I'm not complaining by any means but I was fully expecting to have to strip butt naked. I wore clean underwear and everything! So sadly I'm a bit disappointed.
2) Wendy's breakfast - again, another disappointment. I got breakfast burritos that had more tortilla in them than actual substance. If Wendy was real I'd give that little red headed hoe a piece of my mind.
3) Bitchy flight attendant - all I gotta say is if you hate your job that much just fuckin quit already! This flight attendant was being so mean to this one passenger when all he wanted to do was stow his jacket and she wouldn't let him stow it in "her" bin. How is it "your" bin bitchy flight attendant? I don't see bitchy flight attendant written on it nor do I even see your initials BFA on there. Chances are today is a "heavy flow" day. So I get it, you don't want us to see your bleeding vag kit complete with midol, chocolate, and industrial size tampons that could probably double as flotation devices. Fuck your life bitchy flight attendant.
That is all for now. I'm just gonna read this crappy sky mall magazine and look at all the cool useless shit I can't afford. Till next time.
p.s- this bitch next to me just coughed on my dry roasted peanuts. I think I hate her soul.
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