Ok so now that I got the textbook intro out the way, I'm ready for a fuckin drink! I'm actually blogging from the plane as we speak so I needed something to help pass the time. Just a couple of things I thought I'd mention about the trip so far:
1) Airline security - due to some recent incidents by some wannabe terrorist jackasses, we thought security would be tenfold so we decided to show up like 2 hours early for our flight. Checking our baggage and getting through security took us all of about 20-30 minutes which left us with an hour and a half to spare give or take. I'm not complaining by any means but I was fully expecting to have to strip butt naked. I wore clean underwear and everything! So sadly I'm a bit disappointed.
2) Wendy's breakfast - again, another disappointment. I got breakfast burritos that had more tortilla in them than actual substance. If Wendy was real I'd give that little red headed hoe a piece of my mind.
3) Bitchy flight attendant - all I gotta say is if you hate your job that much just fuckin quit already! This flight attendant was being so mean to this one passenger when all he wanted to do was stow his jacket and she wouldn't let him stow it in "her" bin. How is it "your" bin bitchy flight attendant? I don't see bitchy flight attendant written on it nor do I even see your initials BFA on there. Chances are today is a "heavy flow" day. So I get it, you don't want us to see your bleeding vag kit complete with midol, chocolate, and industrial size tampons that could probably double as flotation devices. Fuck your life bitchy flight attendant.
That is all for now. I'm just gonna read this crappy sky mall magazine and look at all the cool useless shit I can't afford. Till next time.
p.s- this bitch next to me just coughed on my dry roasted peanuts. I think I hate her soul.
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