The recession hits Subway®

I don't know why or how i'm able to observe some of this shit sometimes:

So i'm chillin at Subway this afternoon on my lunch break waitin on my roast beef on wheat right? It was one of those Subways that are in a gas station so they have the little automated computer screen where you place your order and then give your receipt to the gas station cashier while they prepare your sandwich. So this dude places his order and I guess he got the combo meal because he reaches down to grab his chips. He starts eating his chips while he's in line to pay the cashier and actually ended up finishing the chips before he even got to pay! So he pays the cashier,walks over to the fountain drinks to get the drink that comes with the combo, and gets his drink. Tell me why homeboy went and tried to grab a second bag of chips! and what's worse is that one of the workers blew up his spot BAD when he did it! She was like "UMMM SIR..YOUR COMBO ONLY COMES WITH ONE BAG OF CHIPS!" and on top of that she held up one finger just in case he couldnt understand the words that were comin out of her mouth!...i thought to myself "go ahead girl!...she's ride or die for her company's potato chips!"....LMAO...homeboy just looked real sad and embarassed after that and put the chips down while everybody was either shaking their head or tryin their best to not bust out laughing...guess who was doing both?.....THIS GUY

ahhhh i love life's simple pleasures